Specialties of the House



NEW! Busty Wench NEW!
"ARRRRR!" Desired by many a plundering pirate, the Busty Wench is always a welcome treat. Whether you're actually sailing the high seas or just out looking for booty, a few swigs of this delicious caribbean cocktail will have you keel-hauled.

Drink up me 'earties!


Diablo Almonde
Like a wolf in sheep's clothing, this tropical treat can be deceiving. Don't be fooled by its 'fruity' appearance or sweet almond accent, as many an unwary patron has been left spinning by the Diablo's hidden qualities. After one, you'll beg for another. After two, you'll be heard yelling, "Der Garnelebehälter zu mir schien wie ein kleines Hedgehog!"

You have been warned.


Curse of Kini
Originally created as an elixer for good luck, it was soon realized that this potent potion, when consumed while having impure thoughts, could cause the unknowing drinker to immediatly strip naked and run around like an ass. Opinions differ on whether this urge is actually a 'blessing' or a 'curse', but needless to say, the Curse of Kini is a very popular drink. Buy one for a friend!


Koko Head
Koko Head (the volcano) which is on the island of Oahu, was said to have been built 10,000 years ago by Pele, Goddess of the Volcanoes. Koko Head (the cocktail) by all accounts, was Pele's beverage of choice. It's no secret that this intoxicating concoction is also King Kini's personal favorite, and he is often seen sipping one out of a fresh coconut cup.


Velvetini



This is the 'original' Velvetini as seen in our logo. Accept no imitations.
Created by bartender Cristine on Club Velvet's premier evening, and served in a martini glass,
this popular potable is still made to the exact specifications of her secret recipe.
King Kini himself points out that besides being a mind-altering chemical,
the Velvetini also makes a great fashion accessory!
IT'S SO FUCKING BLUE!


Martiantini
An early version of this cocktail actually went into space with the astronauts of Apollo 7. Although 'zero-gravity' conditions prohibit the use of a martini glass in orbit, the crew enjoyed their 'Martiantinis' from mylar packets equipped with NASA standard-issue bendy straws and this didn't seem to hamper the experience in the least. In fact, rumor has it that both the future Space-Shuttle program AND the "I Dream of Jeannie" television series were conceived during one of those 'command module benders'.

(actual mission patch pictured at left)


Kinitini
Not a true 'martini' by any stretch of the definition, but a tasty libation nonetheless. Served in a martini glass and garnished with pineapple, the Kinitini is the 'sophisticated savage' of the bunch... Imagine if you can, James Bond at Disneyland's Enchanted Tiki Room.

There ya have it.


Wrath of Tweety
A wise man once said, "Hell hath no fury like that of a hot canary"... or something like that. Another seemingly innocent beverage, the Wrath of Tweety will both quench your thirst and kick your ass. We don't know exactly how Cristine came up with this one, but you'd better hope she was in a good mood while mixing the chemicals.


Riviera Cocktail
Formulated by 'The Millionaire' of Combustible Edison during a recent visit to Club Velvet and left for King Kini to name, this classy cocktail is a sure way for any bachelor to impress a lady (or vice versa!). Sexy and smooth... order two and it won't be long before the vertigo-go sets in.


Ovaltini
They say chocolate is a drug that induces feelings of love.
King Kini says: Always Drink Your OvaltiniTM.


Kiss of Koni
Inspired by the legendary, beautiful Queen Koni, this fancy pink drink is both sweet and sassy at the same time. Just like the real thing (you'll have to take Kini's word on this), the Kiss of Koni will make you tingle all over... and then cry like a baby. Served in a martini glass for style, and with a twist of lemon for puckerability. smmmooch!!


Stiffy
This is self-explanitory.
Available 'large' or 'small'.


Tahitian Lugnut
DO NOT ORDER THIS COCKTAIL.



Faboo Concoctions to Try at Home...


Dr. Funk

2 1/2 oz dark Jamaica or Martinique rum
1/4 oz Pernod or Herbsaint
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/4 oz pomegranate syrup (or grenadine)
1 lime
1/4 tsp sugar
charged water

Add liquid ingredients to crushed ice in shaker. Cut limes in half and squeeze into shaker, dropping in the shells; add sugar. Shake well; pour the whole mess into a 12-oz chimney glass; fill rest of glass with charged water and decorate with fruit or freshly picked geranium leaf.


Tabu

1 1/2 oz Puerto Rican rum
1 scant tsp sugar
1 slice pineapple
1/2 oz cranberry syrup
1/2 oz lemon juice

Pour ingredients into Waring mixer with handful of shaved ice; mix thoroughly; pour into chilled champagne glass.


Tahitian Honey Bee

1 tsp honey
1/2 oz lemon juice
1 1/2 oz Puerto Rican rum

Mix honey with lemon juice in shaker, add rum, and shake with ice; strain into chilled cocktail glass and serve with a twist of lemon peel.


Huapala

Dash of grenadine
1/2 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz gin
3/4 oz Cuban light rum (Bacardi)

Shake well with ice; strain into chilled cocktail glass.


Cosmopolitan

2 oz vodka
2 oz cranberry juice
1 oz lime juice
3/4 oz Cointreau

Stir vodka, Cointreau, and juices with ice; strain into a chilled tumbler filled with ice.
Add a swizzle stick and serve.


Bee's Kiss

1 jigger Rum
1 tsp Honey
1 tsp cream

Shake well with ice and strain into glass.


Lizard Skin

Hollow out half of a large orange.
Pour in large jigger brandy.
Light flame, extinguish after moment, and then drink.


Dreamy Monkey

1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Creme de Banana
1/2 oz Creme de Cacao (brown)
2 scoop Vanilla Ice Cream
1 oz Light Cream
1 Banana

Blend ingredients (use only 1/2 of banana) until smooth. Pour into parfait glass.
Top with whipped cream and garnish with remaining 1/2 banana.
This is a favorite of "The Governor".


Hula-Hula

2/3 jigger Dry Gin
1/3 jigger Orange Juice
1 dash Curaçao

Shake well with ice and strain into glass.


Naked Lady

1 1/3 jiggers Light Rum
1/3 jigger Pineapple Juice
1/3 jigger Apricot Brandy

Shake well with shaved ice and strain into glass. Serve with pineapple (stick or wedge) and cherry.


Millionaire Cocktail

1 1/2 oz. Whiskey
1/2 oz. Curaçao
1 dash Grenadine
1 Egg White

Shake with ice as though 7 demons were goading you to it; strain into non-stingy cocktail glass.


Blue Velvet

1 oz Black Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz Melon Liqueur
4 oz Vanilla Ice Cream
Blue Curaçao

Blend with crushed ice until smooth. Pour into parfait glass. Top with whipped cream and drizzle with blue curaçao.
Garnish with a cherry.


Jungle Juice

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Rum
1/2 oz Triple Sec
1 splash Sour Mix
1 oz Cranberry Juice
1 oz Orange Juice
1 oz Pineapple Juice

Pour over ice into collins glass. Garnish with an orange slice and a cherry.


Mint Julip

4 sprigs Mint
1 tsp Powdered Sugar
2 tsp Water
2 1/2 oz Bourbon

In silver julip cup, silver mug, or collins glass, muddle mint leaves, powdered sugar and water. Fill glass or mug with shaved or crushed ice and add Bourbon. Top with more ice and garnish with a mint sprig and straws.


Velvet Hammer

1 1/2 oz Vodka
1 tbsp Creme de Cacao
1 tbsp Light Cream

Shake with ice and strain into cocktail glass.


Blue Hawaiian

1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Blue Curaçao
2 oz Pineapple Juice
1 oz Cream of Coconut

Combine ingredients with 1 cup crushed ice in blender at high speed. Pour into highball glass.
Garnish with a slice of pineapple and a cherry.


Mai Tai

1/2 tsp Powdered Sugar
1 oz Light Rum
1 oz Dark Rum
1 oz Triple Sec
1 tbsp Almond-flavored Syrup
1 tbsp Grenadine
1 tbsp Lime Juice

Shake with ice and strain into large old-fashioned glass about 1/3 full of crushed ice. Decorate with a maraschino cherry speared to a wedge of fresh pineapple. For a hair raiser, top with 151-proof rum; for a true polynesian effect, float an orchid on each drink. Serve with straws.





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all original drinks and descriptions 1996 vaccaro